Interweb: Best of Montreal Craigslist

I've been spending waaay too much time on Craigslist looking for a home for me, B and the pound puppy. Here are two recent gems:

Alaskan Clown Needs Short term Free (or nearly free) Housing

Clown from Alaska traveling to Montreal to perform in the Fringe Festival June 5-17. He is traveling with his Chihuahua Peaknuckle so he needs a dog friendly home for his 5 pound companion. John is a great guy. I can give you his email so you could talk to him yourself. He also has a website for his clowning. If you have space and live near a metro please consider giving a poor clown a chance.

[I'd say 'Only in Montreal' but this guy's not even Canadian. I have a shiny nickel for anyone willing to put him up. Or at least figure out if this is someone posting on behalf of 'John' or if he simply refers to himself in the third person.]

I don't care how much it costs. Just pool your money together and get me this next one as a housewarming gift.

Important Religious Collection - $4800
Collection of different Religious items.
Here are a few items, the list would be to long to enumerate.
More than 150 old Crucifix, more than 60 old Roseries, a Marguerite Bourgeois Relict,Jesus made of wax in a hay crib,Last Rights Kits,Pictures, Ciborium,Painting, Medals, Bibles, Candle holders, Stations of the Cross, Prie-Dieu, Stoups,etc...